True Love

     Radit, yes he is an only child of a father who is a successful entrepreneur. He school at a very famous school, expensive and only rich kids could attend school there, but at school he had a female best friend named Rianti, Rianti very ugly and geeky, it is such a magic Rianti can go to school there. But because of intelligence that Rianti have, Rianti can school in there. Radit happy because he had a nice friend such as Rianti.
     Beginning of the story, they can be friends on the first day of school cause of all the seats have been filled, only an empty bench beside Rianti, initially feeling little bit forced Radit seat next to Rianti,  Radit have less interested to Rianti in the appearance of an ugly, geeky and odor. But finally reluctantly sat next to Rianti. Apparently Rianti very surprised to see a guy sitting next to her is a very handsome and fragrant. Rianti directly interested in, well may be said of love at first sight. But what can she say, Radit just did not look any direction to Rianti.
    Finally did with her kindness, Rianti reached out to greet her "Hi my name is Rianti", Radit only welcome a hand and said, "Radit". Without so much as glanced at Rianti. With a word of welcome from Radit course, Rianti was feeling very happy. Long overdue, finally Radit want to know his chairmate friends, after meeting, Radit concluded that Rianti good and smart, often helping Radit during replication, and explain the lessons that are not understood by Radit, they often study together and exchange ideas about the story their everyday life, including love stories from Radit. Radit is already considered Rianti is a very good friend, he did not think that Rianti looks ugly and geeky. He felt comfortable around Rianti, but then again, Radit only assume Rianti is his best friend.
     Because of his good looks, Radit had a lot of female friends who want to meet him, even some who want to be a girlfriend. Radit welcome all her female friends are happy to meet and know more about him. Radit finally have a few girlfriends after meeting with some girlfriends. Because Radit sure, all the girls who want to get acquainted with his sincere love him, not want to be famous for dating him. Radit also have guy friends who often play together with him, Radit pleased to have many friends, yet again he thinks that all his sincere friend of his circuitry. But all estimates Radit wrong, all the girlfriends just want to famous because dating him. Radit feel deceived by all the sweetness of her girlfriends attitude. Similarly, Radit guy friend also just want to take advantage of the Radit wealth. Finally Radit disappointed cause of the bad purpose from his friends. Radit told all this to Rianti, with the intent and purpose that can calm her is just Rianti, Radit babbled before Rianti, busy telling all events, Rianti could only hear all the stories Radit still saying that he had found true love, but he was disappointed  cause the true love betrayed at him, and Radit already do not believe in the name of love, Radit was already upset with love. On the other hand, in the heart, only can with stand Rianti sad and hurt inside, because it secretly liked Radit, but he did not dare to reveal it. He just said to it self, "dit, these are you looking for true love, in front of you, it’s me Radit". Rianti can only scream in the heart. To cover it all, as if Rianti advise and provide solutions for Radit. Radit finally calm because Rianti, her best friend that his ugly and geeky that only understands him, always there when he was hard and fun.
     3 years Radit through the day with friends with Rianti, and never care for all women who want to get acquainted. He knew only Rianti, he does not care about all people want to talk about him, because he was friends with Rianti, the ugly and geeky girl. According to him, only Rianti he could trust, a sincere friend of the live. Again Radit only consider Rianti as a "friend" of him. Rianti actually eager to express her feelings to Radit, but he had no great courage, he always thought better of it, with the hope Radit will find it through all the feelings of togetherness and all the memories that they have passed as a friend for 3 years, it's not a short time to pass. Until the end of school exams were in progress, and graduation was announced.
     On the day of graduation announcements Rianti and Radit managed to obtain a high score, the first of Radit to say thank you is Rianti, because Rianti who had been faithful to study with him. Radit  invited Rianti to lunch together,  in a cafe, when they were talking, Rianti unintentionally revealing all his feelings to Radit. Radit only be silent, not saying a word, Rianti continue recalled that when he first met he was attracted to Radit who is now a friend, it turns out this is the first love of Rianti, as previously Rianti never interested and love to men, and Rianti also told, that he had been saddened by Radit had told him that Radit have found true love, the more painful for Rianti is, when Radit said, "I do not believe in love", a sentence that makes all Rianti hopes dashed. Wiping tears Rianti said, "now you know all my feelings right? I do not expect you to reply to all my feelings, I just want you to know, because tomorrow I have to go to Germany to attend school there, I get a scholarship, I'm afraid I could not express it all. Thank you, for being my best friend, but I'm just a woman who is ugly and geeky ". Radit not afford to hold back tears, and finally embraced Rianti and whispering, "you're a true love that I've been looking for, you always use your heart in doing anything, I'll wait until you're coming out of college in Germany, I just love you, now and to death ".

spoof text

“Sorry mam, but I’m not the…..”

     One day in the school, left 2 students and 1 teacher. They were talking about the competition that just followed by this two students. The students was very upset because they didn’t  win the competition and didn’t get the certificate . Not long after that, this 2 students asked permission from the teacher to go to the toilet. Still in the room, The teacher was very angry because of the story from her 2 students  and directly called the competition’s committee.

     ”hello, this is the competition committee? Why we didn’t get any certificate? Are you crazy? if you are not send to my school the certificate I will not allow my student to join any competition from your agency anymore!!”, said the teacher loudly. Because the teacher was very angry, she directly ended the call. Not long after that the teacher called again the committee and she got angry again,screamed to the committe loudly. “ DO YOU UNDERSTAND?”.

     The person that called by the teacher was very confused and slowly said“I’m sorry mam, I’m not the competition committee, but I’m your student”.the teacher ended the call directly because the teacher felt shame. She just realized the person  that she called was her students that just now went to the toilet.

TEXT ANALYZING

Orientation

2 students and 1 teacher talking about the competition in the school.

Event 1

  the students ask permission from the teacher to go to the toilet.

Event 2

The teacher is very angry and ndirectly call the competition’s committee.

Event 3

After end the call. the teacher call the committee again and speak loudly  

Twist

The person that called by the teacher is not the competition’s committee

Siomay and The House Keeper

               

     One day in one house, father was very busy to repair the roof. The roof was very broken. The father felt very tired and hungry. Not long after that, he heard a sound “ TING  TING TING”. He knew that the sound was came from the siomay seller. Because he was very hungry, he directly called the house keeper. He asked “Surti! Please called the siomay seller! I’m so hungry. And after that, please bring it to here!”

     The house keeper answered “ yes sir !” in a few minutes the house keeper said “ sir, the siomay is ready!” the father was very happy because the siomay was ready. But unfortunately, he was suprised because the house keeper brought not only the siomay, but also the siomay seller and the carriage.

TEXT ANALYZING

Orientation

The father repair the broken roof.

Event 1

The father hear the sound of siomay seller.

Event 2

The father asked the house keeper to buy the siomay

Twist

The house keeper not only bring the siomay but also the seller and the carriage.

Expression

     One day Eva win in competition traditional dance contest

Eva                  : Alhamdulillah I’m the winner of traditional dance contest, I must tell Alaw about this news.

     When Eva want to tell Alaw, she suprise Alaw and Alaw so surprised and her right hand  exposed boil water.

Alawiyah         : Ouchh my hand!

Eva                  : Ah i'm so sorry law, I don’t know if the water will hit your hand.

Alawiyah         : Ouch.. my hand i need medicine for my hand.

Eva                  : Risna, risna!

Risna               : What happen???

Eva                  : Just now I’m suprise Alaw that cooking noodle but the water spill and exposed alaw hand.

Risna               : Oh.. okay wait for minute I will comeback.

     A few moment later risna come back and treat alaw hand, then when Alaw, Eva and risna at Alaw bedroom wila come.

Willa                : Tok, tok, tok assalamualaikum law, Alaw. Alaw   : I think that is willa, let’s join wil.

Willa                : Hey! What happen with alaw hand?

Risna               : Emh just now  boil water exposed alaw hand.

Willa                : So how your hand now law???

Alawiyah         : Alhamdulillah, it’s getting better.

Willa                : I'm delighted to hear that.

Eva                  : What your intentions here wil?

Wila                 : Actually i would like to invite all of you here to watch the drum band competition.

Eva                  : Ha?? i think i want to join with you wil.

Risna               : Ok. when will we go?

Willa                : 2.30 pm how about you law?

Alawiyah         : Um sorry i can't i must take a rest at home guys.

Willa                : are you sure?    

Alawiyah         : Yeah i'm so sure   

Willa                : Ok we must go right now.  

Risna               : Get well soon alaw :)     

 Alawiyah        : Thank you guys   

 Eva, risna,      : see you alaw

Willa

Alawiyah         : See you to guys.

Conditional Sentences

TYPE 1

1. If I eat too much, I will become fat

2. If I see my boyfriend, my heart will beat so fast

3. I will go to the mall, if my mom allow me to go with my best friend

4. If you get 100 on final exam, your father will give you a new handphone

5. Nefa will open online shop, if she has much money

TYPE 2

1. If I have a motorcycle, I would ride it

2. I would give my heart, if I found someone right

3. If I have energy, I would wash my clothes

4. If I were rich, my life would change completely

5. If you listened this song, you would feel sad

TYPE 3

1. If we had listened to the radio, we would have heard the news

2. If I had found her phone number, I would have sent her an message 3. They would have visited you, if you had met them
4. If you had called me, I would have come
5. We should have gone together if we had more time